Let every American, every lover of liberty, every well wisher to his posterity, swear by the blood of the Revolution, never to violate in the least particular, the laws of the country; and never to tolerate their violation by others.

As the patriots of seventy-six did to the support of the Declaration of Independence, so to the support of the Constitution and Laws, let every American pledge his life, his property, and his sacred honor; let every man remember that to violate the law, is to trample on the blood of his father, and to tear the charter of his own, and his children's liberty.

Let reverence for the laws, be breathed by every American mother, to the lisping babe, that prattles on her lap; let it be taught in schools, in seminaries, and in colleges; let it be written in Primers, spelling books, and in Almanacs; let it be preached from the pulpit, proclaimed in legislative halls, and enforced in courts of justice. And, in short, let it become the political religion of the nation; and Let the old and the young, the rich and the poor, the grave and the gay, of all sexes and tongues, and colors and conditions, sacrifice unceasingly upon its altars.

While ever a state of feeling, such as this, shall universally, or even, very generally prevail throughout the nation, vain will be every effort, and fruitless every attempt, to subvert our national freedom.


- Abraham Lincoln, January 27, 1838
  Address Before the Young Men's Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois

Thursday, August 02, 2007

I'm gonna be an informer!

At last... a return to the good old days of witch hunts!

The FBI has proposed building a network of U.S. informants; right here on our soil! This is great news, because you see -- I really need a job.

There are lots of suspicious people living all around me. That, and people I just don't like.

For example, everyone who tailgates in those freakin monster SUVs. On my list -- and like yesterday bozos! As of now, you're all terrorists!



From the ABC Blotter:

The FBI is taking cues from the CIA to recruit thousands of covert informants in the United States as part of a sprawling effort to boost its intelligence capabilities.

According to a recent unclassified report to Congress, the FBI expects its informants to provide secrets about possible terrorists and foreign spies, although some may also be expected to aid with criminal investigations, in the tradition of law enforcement confidential informants. The FBI did not respond to requests for comment on this story.

The FBI said the push was driven by a 2004 directive from President Bush ordering the bureau to improve its counterterrorism efforts by boosting its human intelligence capabilities.

Thank heavens for President Bush -- he's going to have us all watching for brown people among us, and of course those left-wing weenies that I don't like. Where do I sign up? I can't wait to be a spy! Do I get to wear a special badge? Can I carry a gun?



The aggressive push for more secret informants appears to be part of a new effort to grow its intelligence and counterterrorism efforts. Other recent proposals include expanding its collection and analysis of data on U.S. persons, retaining years' worth of Americans' phone records and even increasing so-called "black bag" secret entry operations.


It does look like I'm going to have some competition for a job, which is annoying. I was reading through the comments out on ABC's site... so many patriots stepping up to spy on their neighbors. I guess everyone is out of work these days.

Damn. I'll have to get to them before they get to me -- the early spy gets the terrorist!

Bravo! It's long overdue. It's about time we did something about poten tial terrorists and the left-wing apologists who want to "make-nice" with people who want to kill us.

Ha. I know where all of the left-wing apologists hang out brother... I'm gettin to em first!

WHERE IS THE SIGN UP SHEET? AND WHEN DO I REPORT FOR TRAINING?.............

First you need to learn to type in LOWER CASE, bozo...


I don't want to experience another 9/11. And most of all, I don't want my children to ever experience another 9/11. Let's not forget these people will stop at nothing to kill innocent Americans. The world has changed since 9/11. It will never be the same in the US. Do you think when we have a new president it's just going to go away back to pre-9/11. Don't be fools. Be smart, think safety for you and your family. Even if that means having informants among us. Folks, be happy, we won the OVARIAN lottery. We live in the greatest country on the Earth.


Now here's a patriot! Grr. Competition. That 'greatest country on the Earth' thing will impress the FBI recruiters. Gonna have to get some dirt on this guy, and fast.

Whats the big dillio... if ya aint doin nothin wrong you aint got nothin to worry about... pedal to medal dudes.

This guy sounds a little unhinged, dudes. Can't wait to have him looking in my window at night with a notebook.

Great! The lefties and the cowards are sure going to raise hell over this but every law-abiding citizen in this country should applaud this idea. There are too many goodie-twoshoes living in this country who do not full appreciate what this country stands for..Freedom and security for all its citizens. May God always protect our President, Mr. Bush..The democrats sure as hell do not want to protect us.


We want the freedom to be imprisoned! This guy gets it. Makes my eyes tear up with patriotic joy.

If anyone finds out where we can sign up, I'll do it for free.

Dammit! I ain't doin this for nuthin!

This is a good idea. Informants brought down the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan in Mississippi after the Chanery-Goodman-Schwerner murders, and succesfully aided in the investigations into other heinous acts.
Of course, pro-terrorists and other cretins DO have something to fear. Patriots do not.

Ah, but who decides who is a 'cretin' and who is not? I'm signing up so I can make sure that 'decider' is me me me!

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