Reporting LIVE from the bunkers of Indiana
Much to my surprise, I turned on The Daily Show tonight for another installment of Operation
It appears Rep Mike Pence was right!
Oh wait. Rob: you're saying you didn't find any similarities? NONE AT ALL? Could it be... that our representative Mike Pence lied to us?
Yes, it seems that Rob Riggle couldn't find a single Hoosier in Iraq that would acknowledge, or could find... well, even one similarity between Iraq and Indiana. Not even the food!
Well that's just ducky. Because -- due entirely to Pence's early warning -- outdoor markets have been a big concern to Hoosiers this summer:
Mike Pence's recent comment comparing shopping in a Baghdad bazaar with 'a normal outdoor market in Indiana in the summertime' has many Hoosiers baffled and bewildered.
Should we buy flak jackets for that stroll through the weekly farmers market this summer? Are the farmers crankier than last year; perhaps because of the frost damage this past week?
Or did Mr Pence simply spend too long in the Iraqi sun? He should come home. It's snowing here.
We do have a town in Indiana named Lebanon... but I've never heard of any IEDs going off there - or anywhere else for that matter. We also don't have a proclivity for snipers, suicide bombers, or anything more exciting than an occasional fire cracker.
Still, many of us are considering that perhaps we are simply behind the times. Maybe Rep. Pence knows more than we do... it doesn't hurt to take precautions.
I know I'll be procuring protective gear before I head out to buy tomatoes this summer...
So there you have it. We've been taking precautions ALL SUMMER, thanks to the timely advice of our own dear representative Mike Pence. And now we're finding out -- thanks to the investigative reporting of Rob Riggle -- that this was all for nothing!
Do you know how hot those flak jackets are in this humidity?
Well anyway... it was nice seeing and hearing from fellow Hoosiers serving in Iraq, if nothing else.
/feduphoosier waves to fellow Hoosiers in Iraq!
I do however have a message for those of you bozo representatives from Indiana who persist in embarrassing the hell out of the rest of the populace in this long suffering state: ENOUGH. Give us a break already. We're still recovering from the lingering stigma of Dan Quayle...
Just shoot me.
No wait... I was kidding! /dives for cover as the wind blows through the branches of the trees outside my window, making very scary noises... a snap of a twig, or maybe even a falling branch! Eek!
---- This is feduphoosier, reporting LIVE from the bunkers of Indiana. All is quiet tonight on the Midwestern front...
Labels: Indiana market, Iraq, Jon Stewart, Rep Mike Pence, Rob Riggle, The Daily Show
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