Like Lincoln, Obama takes humor where he finds it
Obama was speaking during a dinner honoring the 16th president on the 200th anniversary of his birth.
"In 1854, Lincoln was simply a Springfield lawyer who'd served just a single term in Congress," Obama began as he tried to imagine Lincoln writing famous words about national unity.
"Possibly in his law office, his feet on a cluttered desk, his sons playing around him, his clothes a bit too small to fit his uncommon frame, maybe wondering if somebody might call him up and ask him to be commerce secretary ..." Obama said, trailing off and sparking applause and laughter.
Oh I'm sure some poor, languishing politician will want the job; seeing as Mr. Gregg is too good for the position in President Obama's cabinet at this time of great national need.
Hmm... speaking of Lincoln...
Some Republicans came to the White House to ask Lincoln to appoint their political cohort as port collector of Philadelphia.
"Mr. President," said their spokesman, "we have come here today to present our fellow Philadelphian to your favorable consideration. He is eminently qualified for the position -- not only for his administrative ability, but also for his unswerving loyalty to the Republican party. No honors, sir," continued the head of the Philadelphia delegation, "could be showered on him that could elevate him higher in the estimation of his fellow-men."
"Gentlemen," said Lincoln with a smile, "it gives me much gratification to hear the praise bestowed. Such a man needs no office -- it can confer on him no additional advantage, or add prestige to his well-earned fame!"
"Indeed you are right Mr. Chairman," summed up Lincoln, "that no honors could be showered on him that would elevate him higher in the estimation of his fellow-man. So to appoint to good and excellent a gentlemen to a paltry position like this would be an act of injustice to him. I shall reserve the office for some poor politician who needs it."
-- The Wit & Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln, James C. Humes
So. Are there any Republicans out there willing to put nation ahead of party? Anyone?
If not, perhaps it is time for President Obama to stop worrying about bipartisanship (when dealing with a party that only comprehends partisanship,) and simply nominate the best person for the job.
This is a very large country and there are many brilliant and qualified people running around out here (some of them are undoubtedly now looking for work.) If Republicans can't be bothered to take this job, I'm sure someone will be willing to grab the opportunity and run with it.
Let the Republicans sit in the corner and sulk because they are no longer in power. If that's the best they have to offer their country in our time of need -- we don't need them. They certainly aren't winning any brownie points from the people with this kind of behavior.
Labels: Abraham Lincoln, anecdote, humor, Judd Gregg, President Barack Obama, Secretary of Commerce


























































